One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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