she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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