This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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