I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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