Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just had sex bonerless
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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