the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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