You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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