oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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