your parents love me but you hate me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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