Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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