Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she smelled like a LAN party
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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