it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there's paper in my vomit.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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