that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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