We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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