But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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