He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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