He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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