Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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