I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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