You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Are we in a gay sports bar?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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