turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i now understand why vodka
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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