We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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