Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think a kid would responsible me up
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
false alarm, still single
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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