I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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