I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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