i would punch a child for taco bell
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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