Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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