My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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