at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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