my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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