she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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