Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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