You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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