did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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