doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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