I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
True college students do jello shots in the library
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