We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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