butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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