I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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