what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
