yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Randomize
