covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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