Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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