YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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