piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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