so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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