she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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