Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
NoShamevember. You game?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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