I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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