ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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