I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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