Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The air taste purple.
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