Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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