A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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