Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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