Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
